betsythedevine's Journal

Top ten things _not_ to put into your blog
10. "No time to study for todays algebra test--but my boyfriend phoned in a bomb threat, so that's all right."

9. ""OMG, I love Johnny Depp."

8. "I am so tired of Amy being mean to Bill just because he like Carrie better than Dede....

7. "OMG, how awesome is that--my best friend loves Johnny Depp too!"

6. "Three martinis--so sleepy. But before I go to sleep I'm going to blog what my boyfriend and I _really_ did last weekend..."

5. "How could anybody vote for that ridiculous moron xxx?" [Let xxx be Bush, Kerry, or just about any other political figure.]

4. "OMG, I love love love love LOVE Johnny Depp!!"

3. "OMG--how gross is that? My mom loves Johnny Depp too"

2. "I think I'll post my social security number here so I don't have to keep on trying to remember it."

and the number one thing not to put into your blog....

1. Ridiculous advice to other bloggers.

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